Ween Brands
Ween logo — a hot dog mascot in a bun wearing a WEEN trucker cap and sunglasses, giving a peace sign and holding a US flag, next to the word Ween in navy script. Tagline: Guilt-Free Glizzys. Organic grass fed beef franks.

Guilt-Free Glizzys.

100% grass-fed beef franks — uncured, no fillers, and no added nitrates or nitrites. All the ballpark flavor you grew up on, in a dog you can actually feel good about eating.

Launching soon with an online presale of bulk boxes at shop.weenbrands.com

What's coming

We're launching online first — one great dog, done right, then the lineup grows. Here's the order of operations.

Grass-Fed Franks

The original Ween dog leads the launch. 100% grass-fed beef franks — uncured, no fillers, no added nitrates or nitrites — sold first as bulk boxes in an online presale, so your freezer is stocked for game day, cookouts, and Tuesday.

First up

Corn Dogs

The same frank, wrapped in golden cornbread. Classic comes first, with jalapeño cheddar right behind it — and more batter variations in the works.

Fast follow

Merch

Caps, tees, and gear built around the mascot — clean, wearable, and the kind of stuff people actually want to be seen in. If you're going to rep a hot dog, rep a good one.

On the way

A better dog.
Not a lecture.

Most hot dogs ask you not to read the label. Ween starts with better beef and a short ingredient list — 100% grass-fed, uncured, no fillers, no added nitrates or nitrites — so there's nothing to hide and nothing to apologize for.

We're healthy, but not obnoxious about it. No kale sermons, no sad diet food. Just a proper American hot dog — the kind you'd hand a friend at a cookout — made from beef you'd actually choose on purpose.

Hungry for launch day?

The shop is where presale boxes, corn dogs, and merch will land the moment they're ready. Head over and get acquainted.

Go to the Shop